Travel Velocity

Current Thoughts:

I am really, really tired.

How in the hell can I make that stupid message light on this hotel phone stop blinking?

Wow - I am tired.

I listened to the stupid message. It was idiotic. Clearly, it was automatically sent to my phone when I checked in. The dorky thing just says that - for my convenience - I can have people call this room directly. You know what would be more convenient? Telling me how to turn the stupid blinking red light off. Better yet, could we just have left the phone message-less? That might have been nice.

I NEED to sleep. I have to get up really early tomorrow for a work event.
M-U-S-T A-P-P-E-A-R P-E-R-K-Y.

That light is going to instigate a seizure. I can feel it coming on.

SO tired.

What can I cover the phones with? What's really annoying is that there are TWO phones in this room, and BOTH are blinking their stupid red lights.

Kind of a red-orange, actually.

I am already annoyed about having to get up tomorrow, and I haven't even fallen asleep yet. Also, there are a number of work projects that I had intended to complete tonight. How many did I successfully cross of the list? I'll tell you: Zero. That's right. And not because the list isn't here, either. Because I didn't finish ANY of them.

Cannot fight fatigue much longer....

Great. I forgot my toothbrush. REALLY great.

I HATE these phones.