Thursday, February 19, 2009

Evidence

Exhibit A: The Cubicle

The cubicle shows considerable evidence of K. Ruvalcaba inhabitation. Perhaps more evidence - in fact - than any other area that has been examined. There are assorted pieces of silverware tucked between desktop items. Additionally, there are an unusually high number of job jackets that seem to move about during periods of inobservation. Crumbs on the floor suggest the consumptions of foodstuffs - another indicator of a species Ruvalcabalis presence.

Exhibit B: The Automobile

The automobile shows considerable signs of life-forms. Due to the heavy layer of canine fur that coats all surfaces, it is difficult to determine exactly what sort of beings have utilized this space. Objects currently being excavated from beneath the fur appear - at this stage - to be 1) a yoga mat, 2) sunglasses, 3) a library-loaned book on cd.

Exhibit C: The Condo

The condo is filled with exotic species of creatures. Among the documented species:
1) 1 Caninus-Pastis-Primus. The main pastime of this animal appears to be sleep.
2) 1 tiny (but fierce) Green Warrior Bird From Hell. Very rare, and very, very dangerous. It is advised that this bird be avoided whenever possible.
3) 1 Birdus Dramaticus. The most outstanding feature of this avian is the exuberant bouffant that it sports atop its head.
4) 2 Ear-deficient rabbits. These particular creatures – while willing to interact on a limited basis – seem to lose interest when foodstuffs are not presented within a matter of seconds.
5) 2 Excessive-eared rabbits. Wicked, wicked things. We are unable to observe from a close vantage point as the chocolate-brown one throws things around in such an angry manner that we fear for our safety.

The flourishing health of the documented exotic species is the best evidence that has been found so far of the purported existence of the K. Ruvalcabalis. The investigation will remain open.

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