1 - Travel to foreign country, preferably with at least a portion of the trip alone, even better if you don't speak the language of said country.
2 - Include as many countries as possible in itinerary, preferably ensuring that each country speaks entirely different language.
3 - Overpack, thus ensuring even further difficulty in moving from location to location.
4 - Be vegetarian. This is most exciting in previously mentioned countries in which native tongue sounds like Klingon to you.
5 - Travel with all pre-purchased airline/train tickets under slightly different name than that which is displayed upon passport.
6 - The night before flying out of the country, accept new job. To increase excitement, agree to begin job the first business day after returning from trip, thereby allowing yourself only one day to make full recovery from trip.
My life, these days, has become absurdly exciting according to these standards. I have much to say on the matter, but won't say it tonight. Instead, I'll offer a few photos from my recent Tour O'Europe. MUCH more to come.
This is an example of why I loved Paris!
Part of my most recent art project... a series of self portraits. Very experimental, with some disastrous results that will NOT be posted.
Taken in MONaco, land of MONey.
And insanely beautiful, as well.
Taken in a TASTY tapas bar in Barcelona!! TASTY.
More photos will follow, but my new life requires a much more regimented schedule... this means that I have to go to bed. I'm actually a bit behind on my pre-created timeline. Sigh.
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